Mudbloods and Murmurs

pettyartist: sleepingwithpiercethemice: serotonical: How to...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:01:39 -0400

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

“I was a cleaner. I was his favorite cleaner. No questions. Got...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:00:53 -0400

“I was a cleaner. I was his favorite cleaner. No questions. Got the job done.”

ink-inmy-veins: Love.

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:00:51 -0400

ink-inmy-veins:

Love.

marrymesmith: I dont even know what to say. My thoughts:...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:18:42 -0400

marrymesmith:

I dont even know what to say.
My thoughts: dfgdgdfdgshakjshakjhakgfaksjgdkuasfkshodsbkajgdskdgaskdgaskdgasjkdgasjkgdaskjgdaskj

LOVE ME KNOW

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: hitthejackelswitch: hellooooootrickster: i have a friend who joined...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:11:12 -0400

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

hitthejackelswitch:

hellooooootrickster:

i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like

“who the fuck is cousin matt?”

“what the hell is a sea pancake????”

“MOON… MOON?”

“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”

“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”

“who’s becky and what happened to her?”

and he ended up deleting his account

Fandom life clearly isn’t for everyone

kevinssecretplace4546: universalgrandma: thefingerfuckingfemale...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:10:07 -0400

kevinssecretplace4546:

universalgrandma:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

herochan:

Doctor Who TARDIS Engagement Ring Box

Created by Michal Miszta | The Model Maker

Website || Facebook || Twitter

^ This will also keep the ring safe if you find yourself getting erased from history by cracks in time…

HOLY SHIT
I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIFE SIZE TARDIS

I WAS THINKING “THATS A BIG ASS RING”

oh my god!!1

egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds prettyCatastrophic i...

Sat, 25 May 2013 18:00:43 -0400

egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

meladoodle: sexydanhowell: meladoodle: A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:00:34 -0400

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

fuckyeahlotrcast: Happy Birthday, Sir Ian!

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:56:43 -0400

fuckyeahlotrcast:

Happy Birthday, Sir Ian!

savedbymercyandgrace: :-)

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:48:44 -0400

savedbymercyandgrace:

:-)

muffin-bitch: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there...

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:00:50 -0400

muffin-bitch:

katnissandhermione:

i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people

what the fuck you’re right

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:01:00 -0400

bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:58:56 -0400

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

theonesthatcomeeasy: harlequin19bee: sopranomonroe: sxizzor: butthorn: I just attended the best...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:56:42 -0400

theonesthatcomeeasy:

harlequin19bee:

sopranomonroe:

sxizzor:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

#IT’S BACK

Photo

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:37:52 -0400

heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:00:47 -0400

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

starkreactors: #if you consider the timeline of the movie and...

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:00:46 -0400

starkreactors:

#if you consider the timeline of the movie and all clint could be just noticing the hulk here and thinking ‘and who the fuck are you’

#how I make my comebacks

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:01:03 -0400

#how I make my comebacks

arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um...

Sat, 25 May 2013 11:00:29 -0400

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

stephnrice: glassmountain: stfuconservatives: nextyearsgirl: ...

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:52:40 -0400

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

If I may, I am a Christian still trying to understand doctrine, and even what I believe. What I understand about homosexuality is that it is not the matter of salvation, but pursuing holiness. I’m trying to say this, but it’s hard to explain. Pretty much, we all suck and fall short of God’s glory. I think there are bigger battles out there and we (those who claim to follow Christ) should focus on more important issues, like sex trafficking, hunger, homelessness, AIDS, slavery, and the other countless atrocities against the human race.

Those Christians who are persecuting homosexuals are hypocrites. Scripture says that all sins are the same in God’s eyes, and if you say you don’t sin you’re a liar. I sin everyday.

Scripture calls for us to love everyone, to offer them the same opportunity for salvation, because Christ did. I am not gay, but I will love anyone who is, the same way I love my lying friends, my proud parents, and my sinful, dirty self.

Sure, homosexuality is a sin, but so is eating pork.

God bless y’all.